"Heaven exists.
It’s 7pm with your lips pressed against mine.
Hell exists.
It’s 3am with you on my mind and not in my bed."
- Heaven and Hell (via allegorys)



" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

pls don’t talk to me if u think blue waffle is a real disease ya know what just unfollow me cause ya just most likely some 8th grade fuckboi goodbye & don’t have sex til u learn

I was talking to this one cute boy and we started talking about stds and he didn’t know what was chlamydia, gonorrhea, trich, syphilis, etc. and I was like “do u know anything about stds??” and he said “yeah I know about blue waffle” and now he ain’t that cute